Everyone and their dog has been commenting on Jaguar’s outbreak of woke idiocy.
Copy nothing. #Jaguar pic.twitter.com/BfVhc3l09B
— Jaguar (@Jaguar) November 19, 2024
Initial reaction:
Not only is it woke gender bending nonsense, its sins are compounded by the meaningless platitudinous nature of the generically rebellious message, a sad technicolor echo of Apple’s “Think Different” campaign more than a quarter-century after the original.
I wasn’t going to comment on this, because I didn’t think I had a new angle on it. Then I realized I did!
Ever see the 1990 Dudley Moore movie Crazy People? There’s no reason you should, as it’s not particularly good. In it, an ad executive snaps and starts producing ads that tell the truth. Including this gem:
“Jaguar: For men who like handjobs from beautiful women they hardly know.”
The thing is, if they had actually run that ad rather than the Colorform Gender Bending Extravaganza, they would have done less damage to their brand. Feminists would scream at it, but it wouldn’t offend it’s male core car-buying target demographic, who would just laugh at it.
Because I’m a problem solver, I’m going to tell Jaguar (or, more accurately, Tata Jaguar Land Rover, as they’re now part of an Indian automotive conglomerate) how to fix their problem overnight with a new ad.
Step One: Fire Jaguar Managing Director Rawdon Glover, the man who just tried to Bud Light your brand.
Step Two: Pay Richard Hammond $1 million. You want Hammond because he’s a famous, well-liked car personality who happens to own a superb classic Jag:
Step Three: Have Hammond cut a one minute ad. At the beginning he says “I love old Jags” and then natters on for 25 seconds about what he loves about his restored Jaguar XK150. Then he says “I love new Jags,” and natters on for 25 seconds about the latest F-Type or whatever sports car you’ve given him along with the $1 million. Then at the end he says “I love Jags. There’s nothing wrong with loving something that’s beautiful.”
That’s it. That’s the message. Do that and people will stop talking about your idiot social justice stunt and you can get back to selling sports cars to slightly cadish, slightly affluent men who can’t afford a Ferrari or Lamborghini.
Tags: cars, Jaguar, Rawdon Glover, Richard Hammond, Social Justice Warriors, Tata, Top Gear, video
That would be a great ad. Unfortunately, I understand Jaguar isn’t actually making cars, including the very classy, and sexy, F-type sports cars, at the moment. Although there are still some in the pipeline, I suppose.
The ad was supposed to set up their transition to an all-electric, very high-end (or at least expensive) car company.
You missed the second part of the ad…
https://x.com/ronin21btc/status/1860279968489468339