There’s an old saying about dating: Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Maybe there needs to be a new saying for today’s Democrats: Don’t stick your dick in commie.
It seems that Minnesota governor and vice presidential candidate Tim Walz (who is, we must remind you, absolutely not gay) once had an affair with the daughter of a top Chinese communist official.
With a week to go before the election, October surprises are expected. Several have been aimed at Trump already, and they’ve been quickly debunked. But today, the Daily Mail has a juicy story about Kamala Harris’s running mate, Gov. Tim Walz, and, in the interest of fairness, we’re reporting on it so you can decide if it has any merit.
According to the report, Walz had a secret romance with the daughter of a high-ranking Communist Party official during his 1989 teaching stint in China. Jenna Wang, now 59, recounts how Walz wooed her with thoughtful gifts and late-night encounters in his modest staff accommodation at Foshan’s No. 1 High School in Guangdong Province.
The couple naturally kept their relationship under wraps, aware that public displays of affection were off-limits given Wang’s father’s powerful position in the Chinese Communist Party, which forbade relationships with Westerners. But behind closed doors, their bond grew as they shared tea, George Michael songs (hilarious), and quiet moments together, fueling the then 24-year-old Wang’s dreams of marriage and a fresh start in the United States.
George Michael songs. Remember: Tim Walz is not gay! Stop thinking that.
But color me just a tad skeptical that the daughter of a high ranking Chinese communist official would find a life with Tim Walz an attractive option. The communist princesses and princelings, especially in the Deng Xiaoping/Jiang Zemin era, would have been groomed for important CCP positions or high-paying positions in the newly liberalized private sector. Now ordinary Chinese girls of the era would probably flock to the chance to escape China by marrying an American, because of all the poverty ($307 per capita GDP in 1989) and Communism, but a communist princess? I seriously doubt it.
No proposal was forthcoming from the future Minnesota governor, however, and the shame of being treated ‘like a prostitute’ eventually left Wang feeling angry and suicidal, she claims.
‘Tim was very passionate and very romantic. I can still remember dancing with him to our favorite song, Careless Whisper,’ she told DailyMail.com in an exclusive interview.
‘The fact we couldn’t touch or kiss in public just made it all the more exciting and intense when we were finally alone.
‘We were deeply in love and I wanted to marry him and start a family. When it didn’t happen, I felt very unhappy and sad. Tim’s behavior was very selfish.’
Yeah. I bet.
Of course, Waltz isn’t the only Democrat to play Hide The Very Small Pickle with a Chinese commie. California Democratic congressman Eric Swalwell famously played bang bang with Fang Fang. Fang Fang also slept with at least two mayors who evidently haven’t been identified, but since she traveled in Democratic circles, I bet they were Democrats too.
Of course, those are only the ones we know about. I’m sure a lot more Democrats have done so, and just haven’t been caught yet.
Don’t stick your dick in commie. A few minutes (or perhaps second) of pleasure shouldn’t outweigh a lifetime of shame…
(Hat tip: Stephen Green at Instapundit.)
Tags: 2024 Presidential Race, China, Communism, Democrats, Eric Swalwell, Jenna Wang, Tim Walz
“A lifetime of shame”?
DemonRats *have* no shame.
Hmm. I believe this. Walz was, at the time a member of either the Texas or Arkansas National Guard, according to AP. As a proud mid-grade NCO who apparently really liked the uniform he would be attractive to a communist party member, possibly believing he had a bright future ahead after his military service.
As a retired senior NCO I have seen stranger things happen. Honey pots don’t always go after senior officers or diplomats. There is no telling what Walz may have shared with her. He was an artillery man (cannoneer) and would have knowledge that could be very valuable to the PLA in 1989.
I don’t know how the NG was in 1989 but I assure everyone that active duty NCOs traveling overseas were warned explicity, Don’t stick you dick in a foreigner, let alone a communist.
PS – Hope the job is coming through!
It was a drag queen?
They have a homo town to compromise quisling traitors AKA Timmah.
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Why would a communist princess be interested in a foreigner?
1. Mother of one Jenna Wang would almost certainly be happier being mother of more. The One Child Policy wasn’t always strictly enforced, but it certainly was for party members.
2. Don’t underestimate the appeal of America, even for a privileged member of a communist state. The things available to the average American were just not available to anyone in China thirty years ago.
3. Exotic and exciting! Being not-Chinese is an attraction to some Chinese people.
4. Pissing off Daddy.
5. Western attitudes towards women are much more enlightened. Chinese culture is very conservative.
6. More freedom of movement and action if you’re with a Westerner. I think things got pretty restrictive after Tian An Men, especially party members.
7. Young Love.
I don’t know how many of these actually applied, but it doesn’t scream honey-trap to me. She sounds pissed off, her story sounds legit, and to be blunt, she was kinda plain for a Chinese gal (she looks great for forty, but the attraction in the 90s would have been more personality-based). I’d bet good money she was about as naive as a shy high-school girl when Walz seduced and abandoned her.
As for pappy Bin Hui’s position in the party… there are a LOT of “Communist Officials” in China. A rough approximation would be all officials, and “officials” is a much broader category there. I can’t find any info on the guy beyond stories about Walz, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he wasn’t somebody big. However, if he was a big deal, he was big in Guilin. It’s a tourist destination with a beach city vibe (well worth a visit), not a political center, not a manufacturing hub. Under a million people in 1990, which is tiny by Chinese standards.
My time in China was later, but… let’s just say Chinese women react badly if they think you’ve done ’em wrong. If Daddy was that important and powerful, Timmy wouldn’t have been allowed back.
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