In the tradition of “something lite for the weekend,” here’s The Babylon Bee’s Satan asking Democrats to tone it down a notch:
“I love the homicidal thing that you got going on there. I really dig it. OK, but maybe market it just a little bit differently. Like the serial killer that everyone thinks is such a sweet guy. You know, he’s got 27 bodies in the basement, but he’s like, you know, coaching Little League. That’s what I want.”
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I just wish that the Babylon Bee wasn’t actualizing all these things by writing them…
Their writers seem to have a direct line to whatever/whoever is controlling our reality, and if they write it, it becomes truth. This concerns me, because if Satan does turn up in a meeting like this, or comes out as being behind it all with the Democrats, I’m not going to be able to maintain much of a “shocked face”.
Frankly, I’m pretty sure that Satan and his minions are actually standing back in shock and dismay at the state of the world, today. Why? Because I doubt that they, in their worst efforts, would be unable to come up with some of this shit. They’re probably worried about their jobs…
You can probably imagine the after-work “unhappy hours” they’re having: “Why? Why didn’t we think of that…!!?”
I’ve long thought that the Bee has access to an erratic time machine that lets them see glimpses of the future.
Satan is dreading the day the Hillarybeast croaks, because he knows within a week he will be suicided, and she’ll take over the place.
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