Lucky Gunner is offering Shrimp Boy Tactical Statesman Ammunition.
Lucky Gunner is proud to announce that we now have in stock a special batch of 9mm Statesman Ammunition™. Originally made as a special production run for a California state official, the ammo will not reach its intended customer due to pending legal proceedings and is now being offered for sale to the public at a deep discount!
Featuring the Triad-Tech™ bullet from Shrimp Boy Tactical for enhanced accuracy, each round is meticulously made to ensure reliable ignition and all rounds are incredibly corrosive. Don’t get caught feeling stung, elect to buy some Statesman 9mm ammo today!
I don’t currently own a 9mm, so I’ll have to pass. But you have to admire the rapid reaction speed of the American entrepreneur…
Tags: ammo, California, Democrats, Guns, Leland Yee, Raymond "Shrimp Boy" Chow
Reliable authorities inform me that it is okay to own ammunition in calibers you do not currently possess. Just saying.