In one of those astonishing, once-in-a-lifetime social revolutions, we finally have the means to end rape for all time!
Democratic Strategist Zerlina Maxwell has come up with a surefire strategy to eliminate rape: simply “telling men not to rape women.”
Genius! Why hasn’t anyone though of this before? Simply tell men not to commit rape! Why hasn’t anyone thought of this???
Just start adding “Don’t rape women” to the elementary school instructions on how to put on condoms! Problem solved!
Soon America will be every bit as “rape free” as Gun Free Zones are gun free!
Tags: Crime, Guns, rape, Zerlina Maxwell
Next we can tell all the murderers not to kill, the thieves not to steal, and the politicians not to lie. We’ll never have another crime!
Huh … I remember a story about a frog asking a scorpion not to sting it, as the former helpfully carried the latter across a river. Didn’t turn out too well for the frog, there …