Because Nothing Says “Shared Self-Sacrifice” Like Banging High-Priced Call-Girls

Eliot Spitzer says we should all read Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address so we can come together for “shared self-sacrifice.”

Hmmm. Eliot Spitzer. That name rings a bell…

…I’m just having some trouble…

…remembering when I last…

…heard that name.

In other news, Rod Blagojevich suggests we should all read The Ten Commandments to help us come together with a sense of “shared morality.”

(Hat Tip: Dwight.)

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