Dear Mr. Stern,
I just wanted to thank you for your reporter’s incisive, man-in-the-streets interviews with various Occupy Wall Street participants.
While listening, it occurred to me that you are ideally situated to test Eric Cartman’s theory that hippies can’t stand death metal. Have you considered driving a sound truck down to Zuccotti Park and blasting a Slayer CD at the assembled throngs?
My hope is that this simple expedient might end the Occupy phenomena with minimal effort, sparing New York City the necessity of constructing a giant hippie drill, and allow the city to get back to utilizing its resources for more important tasks, like banning salt and building the Ground Zero Mosque.
Sincerely,
Lawrence Person
https://www.battleswarmblog.com
Tags: Hippies, Howard Stern, Occupy Wall Street, South Park
Technically, Slayer is not Death Metal, but rather Thrash Metal.