Babylon Bee On Democrats Rethinking Their Approach
The Babylon Bee just dropped a video on Democrats “rethinking” their approach.
“The election did not go as we planned it.” “Only because the voters are racist, misogynist garbage.”
“I don’t understand. We all said that if Trump won, it’d be the end of democracy, and that there would never be another election.”
“So one group that we have to get better with is Latinx men. Okay. They don’t like us and they don’t like being called Latinx men.” “Stupid idiots.”
“We cannot just start calling them Latino and Latina. That would be buying into the patriarchal gender binary.”
“So is there another letter that we can tack on to Latin?”
“Latine. But we but we actually pronounce it Latiné. Like, with one of those Mexican line thingies on the top. Yeah, it’s not as cumbersome as Latinx, but it’s still forced and pretentious enough to make it clear that we’re better than anyone else that doesn’t say it this way.”
“A lot of people are frustrated with the performative announcement of pronouns, the drag queen story hours, the chopping off of children’s body parts.” “Stupid idiots.”
“You know, when people don’t agree with us we usually just yell at them. ‘You’re transphobic!’ Well, what if instead of that, we yell it even louder!”
“I’d rather lose being right, comforted by the knowledgethat everyone else is garbage, than win being wrong. I’d rather get the approval of Rachel Maddow, the ladies of The View, and those kids out there calling for the murder of the Jews than pander to a bunch of lousy racists for a couple of votes.”