Let’s have a musical interlude for the times with the late, great Warren Zevon doing “Splendid Isolation” on Late Night With David Letterman:
Transverse City is a really underrated album…
Let’s have a musical interlude for the times with the late, great Warren Zevon doing “Splendid Isolation” on Late Night With David Letterman:
Transverse City is a really underrated album…
The Wuhan Coronavirus hits Austin right in its artisanal hipster belly:
Austin on Tuesday joined other major Texas cities in closing bars and restaurant dining rooms to curb the spread of the coronavirus pandemic, which has now resulted in the state’s first death.
Dr. Mark Escott, director of Austin-Travis County Health Authority, also announced that pubic gatherings in the Texas capital are now limited to 10 people, following recommendations released a day earlier by the Trump administration. That’s more restrictive than similar measures taken in Dallas, which on Monday ordered that public gatherings should not exceed 50 people.
Those shutdowns are scheduled to last through May 1st. “Food establishments must now close common dining areas and are encouraged to give take-out, delivery or drive-thru options.”
Six weeks is a long damn time for a restaurant or bar owner, many of whom just barely scrape by. I wonder how many restaurants and bars this will drive into bankruptcy.
Williamson County has issued a decree limiting crowd sizes to 50 for the next eight weeks.
With all these draconian bans coming down, do you think the city of Austin will do anything about the illegal encampments of transient drug users Mayor Steve Adler has lured here?
🤢 20 mins We watched a homeless man walk around @WholeFoods hot bar/cold bar helping himself by sampling touching food then stealing food after coming right out the 🚽 #CityofAustin @WholeFoods #coronavirus #austin #sxsw Employees did nothing #johnmackey pic.twitter.com/HXVUmHGUJK
— WASH YO HANDS & 6ft AWAY Smith&Co ⚖ ™ (@Justica4all) March 6, 2020
I’m betting not…
I was not on the “oh don’t panic the Wuhan coronavirus is just the flu” bus. It’s a real pandemic with, as far as we can tell, a death rate about ten times that of the flu. People are dropping dead at an alarming rate in Italy. It’s real, it’s deadly, and a lot of the government reactions to it (the China travel ban, the emergency declaration) made sense. I believe in flattening the curve, no matter how many unknown variables there.
Now we’re well past the “making sense” part of the pandemic and onto the “bullshit overreaction and power-grab” portion of the pandemic.
Officials in seven San Francisco Bay Area counties issued a sweeping shelter-in-place mandate Monday affecting about 7 million people, ordering residents to stay at home and go outside only for food, medicine and outings that are absolutely essential.
The order says residents must stay inside and venture out only for necessities for three weeks starting Tuesday in a desperate attempt by officials to curb the spread of the novel coronavirus.
How this is compatible with American constitutional rights is not explained. Also, what do you want to bet that absolutely nothing will be done to clear out San Francisco’s huge population of mentally addicted drug addicts shitting in the streets despite the fact that COVID-19 can likely be transmitted by fecal matter?
Hey, remember back in January when Democrats were slamming President Donald Trump for banning all flights from China as an overreaction?
Good times, good times…
Hot off the tubes, here’s a Norm Macdonald standup bit on the coronavirus.
And given the words “Norm Macdonald” and “standup” should let you know it’s NSFW.
“Funny how Big Pharm is evil until now!”
“The last step between us and happiness anyway were people.”
Evidently it took the near-end of the world for Norm to come back and do a standup set…
The “Andrew Gillum,” “Busted” and “Meth” parts of that headline are all spelled out on the police report, whereas the “gay orgy” part is only suspected.
Candace Owens, the conservative activist and founder of #Blexit, a campaign that encourages black voters to leave the Democratic Party, dropped a bombshell Friday on social media.
According to Owens, who included screenshots of what appears to be a Miami Beach Police Department report, Florida’s 2018 Democratic gubernatorial nominee Andrew Gillum “was involved in a crystal meth overdose incident.”
An incident that allegedly took place in a Miami hotel, where Owens said an orgy was “suspected, but unconfirmed.”
“Removing one page of report that had @AndrewGillum’s personal address listed which was wasn’t my intent— but YES— BREAKING: Democrat Andrew Gillum was involved in a crystal meth overdose incident last night in a Miami hotel. Orgy suspected, but unconfirmed,” she tweeted.
You may remember Gillum from such hits as “I’m not going to be governor of Florida despite George Soros and Tom Steyer’s money” and “I just paid a $5,000 campaign violation fine.”
Let’s repeat that the “gay orgy” part is only suspected, while the “busted for crystal meth” part is confirmed. It’s entirely possibly that three men just showed up the same hotel room at the same time merely to smoke crystal meth, and not to have a gay sex orgy.
Gillum, of course, denies everything. Drunk at a wedding, went to assist a friend, yadda yadda. The usual “veneer of plausibility” story no one believes.
Personally, I feel that a juicy Democratic politician gay meth orgy scandal is exactly what America needs to distract it from all the Wuhan Coronavirus gloom.
And now some tweets:
when they told Andrew Gillum to rock the vote they should have been clearer
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) March 13, 2020
Andrew Gillum is retiring from politics to spend more time with his meth.
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 13, 2020
On the plus side, their survival odds seem much better with @AndrewGillum than Ed Buck…
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) March 13, 2020
I’m not going to say anything negative about democrat Andrew Gillum,
who was found inebriated in a hotel room —
where meth was recovered —
because of a drug overdose.
Instead, I just want to say thank you to everyone who elected a Republican FL Gov. & Sen. in 2018.
— #ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) March 13, 2020
Rarely, in the history of politics, is a choice so clearly validated as the correct one as the choice of DeSantis over Gillum in Florida given today’s events.
— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) March 13, 2020
Andrew Gillum is *not* understanding social distancing… https://t.co/dvJ91tG7x1
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) March 13, 2020
Andrew Gillum revealed as Hunter Biden's running mate
— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) March 13, 2020
Update: BOOM! Confirmation: “Man busted with Andrew Gillum in hotel room with meth was gay escort.” (Hat tip: Andy Ngo.)
Everyone and their dog is doing a Wuhan coronavirus roundup, so let’s make this update Texas-specific (which may make it easier to get into the other roundups).
Stay safe out there…