The new venereal disease rankings are here! The new venereal disease rankings are here!
Who came in number 1?
Guess!
Baltimore has the highest rate of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the US, according to government statistics.
Data has revealed the Maryland city has 2,004 STI cases per 100,000 people, with chlamydia the most common infection.
That means two out of every 100 Baltimore residents have some form of the clap.
Honestly, this is just an excuse to post this hilarious Craig Freguson interview (actually two interviews) with Robin Williams:
The Chlamydia bit starts about 21 minutes in, but do yourself a favor and watch the whole thing.
I would embed the Saturday Night Live “Josh Ramsey: V.D. Caseworker” skit with Bill Murray (“God, it hurts when I pee!”), but it doesn’t appear to be anywhere online…
(Remind me again which political party has controlled Baltimore since 1967…)