Way back in the dim mists of time, when Conan O’Brien had a show on TBS and Bill Burr hadn’t yet contracted TDS, Burr had a bit ranting about how Nestle CEO Peter Brabeck-Letmathe wanted to own all the water:
“Dude, this guy wants to own the rain! Can we do something about this guy?”
Well guess who just became head of the World Economic Forum?
The founder of the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab has stepped down from the organization’s board of directors after more than 50 years at the helm.
He will be succeeded on an interim basis by the WEF’s vice chairman Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, the former Chief Executive Officer and Chairman of Nestle SA, according to a statement by the forum.
Meet the new Chairman of the World Economic Forum who believes access to the most abundant resource on earth isn’t a fundamental human right.
pic.twitter.com/PSdEBOdXqQ— Champagne Joshi (@JoshWalkos) April 21, 2025
So the guy who wants to own all the water* is now running the wanna-be world government that wants you to eat the bugs.
Here’s a picture of the guy:
Yeah, I have the same question as you do: What’s the deal with his eye? Not the Bee doesn’t know either, though they point out that it’s just the latest instance of a WEF head looking and acting like a Bond villain. They mention the possibility of death ray exposure, but we also have to consider adrenochrome and reptoid blood side effects…
Speaking of Klaus, no sooner did he step down than stories began to circulate of accusations against him for the usual expense abuses.
In an anonymous letter from sent to the board of directors by ‘current and former Forum employees,’ Schwab and his wife are accused of commingling their personal affairs with WEF resources without proper oversight, and much more…
Among the most serious allegations:
Schwab asked junior employees to withdraw thousands of dollars from ATMs on his behalf and used Forum funds to pay for private, in-room massages at hotels. His wife Hilde, a former Forum employee, scheduled “token” Forum-funded meetings in order to justify luxury holiday travel at the organization’s expense. The letter also raises concerns about how Klaus Schwab treated female employees and how his leadership over decades allegedly allowed instances of sexual harassment and other discriminatory behavior to go unchecked in the workplace Other allegations include the Schwab family’s use of Villa Mundi – a luxury property bought before the pandemic by the Forum located next to the organization’s Geneva headquarters, which the whistleblower letter maintains that Hilde Schwab maintains tight control over, and which the forum paid $30 million to purchase and another $20 million to renovate – also overseen by Hilde.
In recent days Schwab is said to have railed against an investigation – telling board members that he denied the allegations and would challenge them in a lawsuit, according to the report.
Instead, the board launched a probe during an emergency meeting on Easter Sunday. In response, Schwab resigned immediately as chairman vs. staying on for an extended transition period as previously planned.
A spokesman for the Schwabs told the Journal that they deny every allegation in the whistleblower complaint, and that Klaus will file a lawsuit against whoever’s behind it – and “anybody who spreads these mistruths.”
Furthermore, Scwab says he paid the WEF back for said ‘in-room massages’, and denied the allegations about luxury travel and withdrawing funds.
Is this any way to run an evil organization bent on world domination? Did Ernst Stavro Blofeld ever have to justify the expense of a volcano base to a SPECTRE audit committee?
I think not.
Anyway, if you’ve ever contemplated putting in a rainwater collection system, now might be a good time to get ahead of the curve…
*Yeah, Brabeck-Letmathe later “clarified” his remarks, and yes, I know the difference between positive and negative rights. Still, the chairman of a bottled water company talking like a left-wing parody of an Ayn Rand protagonist does rather give one pause…