Neal Brennan’s interview with Simon Rich offers a revealing glimpse into the American ruling class, where letting their obtuse, opulent offspring fail simply isn’t an option.
Simon Rich: “They had these sort of easier classes that were designed to allow children of affluence to continue at Harvard.”
SR: “They have something called the Z-list.”
SR: “So the Z-list is—”
Neal Brennan: “Donor kids?”
SR: “Yeah. To get on the Z-list I mean I think you need to donate like particle accelerators. Ambassadorships. Pardons.”
SR: “The Z-list is like, you have a student who is so academically inept that no tutor, no study drug, no recommendation from a senator, can can mask the fact that this is a person does not belong here. This is a dumb person.”
SR: “They concoct a fake volunteer project that lasts a year that is the front cover to justify their admission.”
SR: “I don’t know who it’s designed to trick. I think it might be designed to trick the child themselves.”
SR: “The smartest people at Harvard are often the poorest people.”
So there’s your glimpse into America’s ruling class, where moneyed morons can’t be allowed to fail.
If a Harvard grad was born rich and has a well-known last name, what are the odds they’re actually a Z-lister?
What are the odds that Yale and the other Ivies have their own version of the Z-list? I’d say pretty good.