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Elon Musk and Twitter: Memeorama
Tuesday, April 5th, 2022Everyone and their dog has already commented on Elon Musk becoming Twitter’s largest shareholder. With a 9.2% stake, and being ushered onto the board of directors. Obviously Musk should #FreeTheBee, restore Donald Trump, and kick every social justice warrior off the company’s “safety committee” for starters.
But instead of cognizant commentary, have a random collection of memes (some of which you’ll need to click through):
Elon Musk attends his first board meeting… pic.twitter.com/7qoQgnTN59
— Frequencies4Life (@Freq4Life) April 5, 2022
*bonk#elonmusk #twitter #memes pic.twitter.com/e1ysHwpGeq
— Pete Catania (@PeterJCatania) April 5, 2022
since you love meme @elonmusk , this one is for you.
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— sun (@sun0369) April 5, 2022
Do you feel in charge? https://t.co/A6r2Po2l6K pic.twitter.com/zvfqCFhDWK
— Dr. Ricardo Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) April 5, 2022
.@elonmusk is a meme imitating art. pic.twitter.com/1kxmPYhiMh https://t.co/GFfZZJZWVT
— Will.Ockham.Sensitive.Memes (@WillOckhamMemes) April 5, 2022
BidenWatch for April 27, 2020
Monday, April 27th, 2020The Tara Reade rape-accusation scandal isn’t going away, nor is the Bejing Biden tag, no matter how hard Team Joe might try to jujitsu it away. Plus Q1 fundraising numbers drop. It’s this week’s BidenWatch!
A new piece of evidence has emerged buttressing the credibility of Tara Readeās claim that she told her mother about allegations of sexual harassment and assault related to her former boss, then-Sen. Joe Biden. Biden, through a spokesperson, has denied the allegations. Reade has claimed to various media outlets, including The Intercept, that she told her mother, a close friend, and her brother about both the harassment and, to varying degrees of detail, the assault at the time. Her brother, Collin Moulton, and her friend, who has asked to remain anonymous, both confirmed that they heard about the allegations from Reade at the time. Readeās mother died in 2016, but both her brother and friend also confirmed Reade had told her mother, and that her mother, a longtime feminist and activist, urged her to go to the police.
In interviews with The Intercept, Reade also mentioned that her mother had made a phone call to āLarry King Liveā on CNN, during which she made reference to her daughterās experience on Capitol Hill. Reade told The Intercept that her mother called in asking for advice after Reade, then in her 20s, left Bidenās office. āI remember it being an anonymous call and her saying my daughter was sexually harassed and retaliated against and fired, where can she go for help? I was mortified,ā Reade told me.
Reade couldnāt remember the date or the year of the phone call, and King didnāt include the names of callers on his show. I was unable to find the call, but mentioned it in an interview with Katie Halper, the podcast host who first aired Readeās allegation. After the podcast aired, a listener managed to find the call and sent it to The Intercept.
On August 11, 1993, King aired a program titled, āWashington: The Cruelest City on Earth?ā Toward the end of the program, he introduces a caller dialing in from San Luis Obispo, California. Congressional records list August 1993 as Readeās last month of employment with Bidenās Senate office, and, according to property records, Readeās mother, Jeanette Altimus, was living in San Luis Obispo County. Here is the transcript of the beginning of the call:
KING: San Luis Obispo, California, hello.
CALLER: Yes, hello. Iām wondering what a staffer would do besides go to the press in Washington? My daughter has just left there, after working for a prominent senator, and could not get through with her problems at all, and the only thing she could have done was go to the press, and she chose not to do it out of respect for him.
KING: In other words, she had a story to tell but, out of respect for the person she worked for, she didnāt tell it?
CALLER: Thatās true.
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(Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ.)
#BREAKING: HERE is the video from August 11,1993's 'Larry King Live' described by @TheIntercept (and Tara Reade) as allegedly featuring her mother calling in and alluding to Reade's sexual assault claims against @JoeBiden (blog here by @ScottJW) https://t.co/fCgEqBnX7n pic.twitter.com/V5FGHskv56
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) April 24, 2020
4. Defeating Trump is NOT OPTIONAL.
5. To avoid potential catastrophe in Nov., #Biden should withdraw.
6. #Warren, #Harris, #Klobuchar, #Buttigieg, #Castro, etc. could replace Biden.
7. #Bernie can restart his campaign.
8. We can reboot the primary and give voters a choice.
— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) April 25, 2020
Given that Daou’s Clinton sycophancy meter was pegged at 11 in 2016 (even Renfield told him “dial it back”), that gives some credence to the “replace Biden with Hillary at the convention” conspiracy theory. But Daou went all Bernie Bro in 2019, so maybe he’s just disgruntled. Or maybe he was only a Clinton mole the entire time pretending to be a Bernie Bro. Or maybe…(leads pack mule back to the Sierra Madre)
For months now, it has been clear that Biden family corruption will be a campaign issue. The impeachment focused attention on ties between the vice presidentās son, Hunter, and the corrupt Ukrainian oil and gas giant Burisma. But Hunter had equally close, equally profitable ties to Chinese state-owned banks. Those connections were formed when Joe Biden was leading the Obama administrationās policies toward both China and Ukraine.
Cozy, profitable, and possibly corrupt connections with the Chinese government are the last thing Americans want to hear about their politicians right now. Those voters are closeted at home, worried about their future, thanks to a virus that originated in Wuhan. They are mad as hell at Beijing for hiding what it knew, early on, about the pandemic. The Chinese Communist Party knew something terrible was happening, and it refused to share honest information about it. It denied the virus could be spread by human contact, weeks after it knew patients were infecting health care workers, and it hid vital information about the origins and genetic structure of the virus. The World Health Organization spread that misinformation. Beijingās deception cost lives and livelihoods. Americans are reminded of it every day they are home from work or school under quarantine.
This anger at Chinaās rulers is bad news for Joe Biden. Voters see China as a rising threat and its economic gains as coming out of American pockets. The Trump campaign was already pushing these issues. It wonāt have any trouble tying them to Joe Biden and making his family the face of American elites who profit from their insider positions.
(Hat tip: Director Blue.)
joe bidenās campaign spent $11,000 on ice cream.
the same ice cream nancy pelosi showed off the other day
icecream-gate lets go pic.twitter.com/IcAeeQ7D1I
— june (@shoe0nhead) April 23, 2020
One year ago today, Joe Biden defied Barack Obamaās wishes and announced he was running for President!
Now we all understand why Obama said āyou donāt have to do this Joe, you really donāt.ā
— Kambree (@KamVTV) April 25, 2020
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Today @JoeBiden confused the Dem PA Governor Tom Wolf for Dale Wolf.
"All Daleās been saying, Governor Wolf"
Joe confused him for Dale because a man named Dale Wolf (R) was Governor of Delaware in 1993. Dale is 95 years old. What decade is Joe living in? pic.twitter.com/VGopJwpgnh
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) April 21, 2020
Joe Biden starts attacking Trump, forgets what heās saying, then asks Al Gore if itās ātoo late to aggress the climate changeā
Watch Goreās eyebrows: pic.twitter.com/7bA8CBieM1
— Jewish Deplorable šŗšø (@TrumpJew) April 22, 2020
Gore looks like he needs to invest in some sunblock.
The former vice president also places calls to mayors and governors; congressional leaders like Representative James E. Clyburn of South Carolina; elder statesmen like Al Gore; potential running mates; donors; and former rivals like Mr. Sanders and Ms. Warren. A few governors have become favorite points of contact, including Andrew M. Cuomo of New York, Jay Inslee of Washington and Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan.
Oh yeah, pick Gretchen Whitmer as your running mate. That move is gonna make you super popular…
The implication of Bidenās new ad is that China didnāt give Trump timely information about the COVID-19 outbreak, because Trump wasnāt tough enough on Chinaās leaders. The commercial mocks Trumpās praise for Xi Jinping and is filled with supposedly damning images of Trump and Xi together. By contrast, it shows Biden vowing, āI would be on the phone with China making it clear: We are going to need to be in your country. You have to be open. You have to be clear. We have to know whatās going on.ā In other words, Biden would boss the Chinese around.
This is a jingoistic fantasy. China is a rival superpower run by an authoritarian and fiercely nationalistic regime. Biden canāt force it to comply. When Beijing has given the United States valuable information about virus outbreaks in the past, itās because American presidents spent time and money building joint U.S.-Chinese initiatives and took pains to make Chinaās leaders feel like equals. In 2009, Bidenās then-boss, Barack Obama, stood on a stage with the Chinese leader Hu Jintao in Beijingāin the kind of scene Biden mocks in his adāand said the two governments should ābuild upon our mutual interests and engage on the basis of equality and mutual respect.ā The two leaders announced that they would ādeepen cooperation on global public health issues, including Influenza A (H1N1) prevention, surveillance, reporting and control.ā As the Rand Corporationās Jennifer Huang Bouey has noted, this cooperation hastened the development of an H1N1 vaccine. In suggesting that Biden could bludgeon China into submissionāin a phone call, no lessāthe Biden campaign is peddling a lie about how public-health cooperation with China actually works.
This Dem-leaning piece is way too kind on China (as you would expect), but is correct that trying to spin Biden as “tough on China” is absurd.
The highly educated professional classes can work from home, and their jobs are relatively secure; the service class, on the other handāthe waiters and cooks and hotel maids and retail clerks and others ā are out of their jobs and shit out of luck. Not to worry: the professional class will write all of them checks for $1,200. Let them eat cake, you know?
(Hat tip: Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.)
we know biden doesn't have a brain but A HEART? also a stretch pic.twitter.com/7hiVvJOvLE
— yailin (nsfr) (@G0LDENWOO) April 23, 2020
BREAKING: Kim Jong-un is rumored to be brain dead and also leading in polls to replace Joe Biden.
— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) April 21, 2020
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Science: Organism With No Brain, 720 Sexes
Thursday, October 17th, 2019News from the world of science:
A Paris zoo showcased a mysterious new organism on Wednesday…a yellowish unicellular small living being which looks like a fungus but acts like an animal.
This newest exhibit of the Paris Zoological Park, which goes on display to the public on Saturday, has no mouth, no stomach, no eyes, yet it can detect food and digest it.
The blob also has almost 720 sexes, can move without legs or wings and heals itself in two minutes if cut in half.
āThe blob is a living being which belongs to one of natureās mysteriesā, said Bruno David, director of the Paris Museum of Natural History, of which the Zoological Park is part.
āIt surprises us because it has no brain but is able to learn (…) and if you merge two blobs, the one that has learned will transmit its knowledge to the other,ā David added.
With 720 sexes and no brain, scientists have tentatively named the new organism “The Democratic Party.”
And in handy meme form:
Liberals Freak Out Over Trump Tweet
Monday, September 18th, 2017(Hey kids! Save that headline and you’ll be able to use it again and again and again…)
Once again, President Donald Trump retweeted a silly meme and liberal Twitter freaked out:
Donald Trump's amazing golf swing #CrookedHillary pic.twitter.com/vKhxxFCBV1
— CNN SUCKS (@Fuctupmind) September 14, 2017
That’s Trump hitting a golf ball cut with one of Hillary Clinton’s many, many campaign trail stumbles, with CGI in the later of that ball hitting her, causing the stumble.
It’s obviously silly, obviously unreal, and elicits a chuckle. It also reminds his followers that the MSM repeatedly covered up this and other Hillary stumbles until leaked footage of her 9/11 collapse made them cover the issue.
Yet liberal Twitter reacted as if President Trump were advocating assaulting random old women in the street:
Trump thinks hitting a woman with a golf ball and knocking her down is funny. Myself, I think it indicates a severely fucked-up mind.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 17, 2017
Uh Trump retweeted this video of himā¦assaulting Hillary Clinton? pic.twitter.com/LknEOG8CKD
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) September 17, 2017
NEVER ACCEPT NORMALIZATION OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, no matter how much our sick misogynist in chief revels in it. https://t.co/VlRxaIb2SH
— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) September 17, 2017
Do they actually think Trump is promoting violence? Will hundreds of MAGA-cap wearing Trump supporters descend on Hillary’s book tour with 9-irons and attempt to hook and slice her to death?
It’s like people accusing Mel Brooks of wanting to murder black law enforcement officers based on the sheriff-welcoming scene in Blazing Saddles.
The mockery of same was equally as swift:
Has CNN threatened to dox the person who made this gif yet? šš #TrumpGolf pic.twitter.com/6Jz1HjtEbb
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) September 17, 2017
Trump Golf Meme…
The liberal snowflakes melted down! One lib even said he should be jailed for itāyes, jailed for retweeting a video.
— Funkytown (@hotfunkytown) September 17, 2017
The fake outrage over a video of Hillary getting hit by a golf ball is laughable.
Severed head photo was fine?
Trump murder play was fine?— Bob Koch (@TheBobKoch) September 17, 2017
And this is such a big story that the New York Times, the Washington Post and The Guardian all have stories on it.
The weird thing is, the media ought to know by now that such unbalanced pearl-clutching overreactions hurt them far worse that Trump. They also show Trump’s still using the media’s obsession with him to dominate the news cycle.
A Final Bit On the Seventh Planned Parenthood Video
Wednesday, August 19th, 2015For the people who haven’t been following the Planned Parenthood videos, I boiled it down to this:
Bonus: Guess what career Josef Mengele pursued in Argentina post-Auschwitz? Go ahead. Guess.