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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

“Travis County prosecutor charged with DWI.”

A prosecutor with the Travis County District Attorney’s Office was charged with driving while intoxicated after being involved in a traffic wreck over the weekend.

According to an arrest warrant affidavit released Monday, Brandon Grunewald, 33, was in a collision Sunday afternoon on the southbound MoPac Boulevard service road near Barton Skyway, Grunewald was driving a 2008 Land Rover. The other driver was in a Mini Cooper.

And what did his boss have to say?

Grunewald’s boss, Travis County District Attorney Rosemary Lehmberg said she is reviewing his case

“It’s a first offense DWI and I don’t know what will happen until I have all the facts,” explained Lehmberg. “I have never terminated an employee for a first offense DWI and we have had employees with first offense DWI up and down the ranks.”

Indeed.

You know, I don’t think I’ve worked anywhere where “people up and down the chain of command” had “first-time” DWIs.

Sadly, Mr. Grunewald was not reported to have stamped his feet and implored the police to “Call Greg!”

(Hat tip: Blue Dot Blues.)