Eliot Spitzer says we should all read Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address so we can come together for “shared self-sacrifice.”
Hmmm. Eliot Spitzer. That name rings a bell…
…I’m just having some trouble…
…remembering when I last…
…heard that name.
In other news, Rod Blagojevich suggests we should all read The Ten Commandments to help us come together with a sense of “shared morality.”
(Hat Tip: Dwight.)